Roger Mills is the fourth oldest member of the Pludcast. He was the groups expert at having shitty internet up until July 2013. He is now the groups expert on not knowing how to do quests.
Roger Mills was born in Anahiem, California. His father was the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan and his mother was a Soviet Spy named Ivana Commieberg. Roger Mills wants to be the King of Prussia or at least move to King of Prussia, Pennsylvannia. Roger Mills joined after the Pludcast's classic age, post-WoW. Roger Mills is wanted by the FBI for selling slow internet to illegal immigrants.
Pillsbot (League of Legends)
Rethink, Heimsker (World of Warcraft)
Rethink (World of Planes)
- MY INTERNET IS SOOOOO SLOW!
- I WANT BETTER INTERNET!
- WHAT THE HELL!
- League is the best game... Minecraft...Garry's Mod is the best game...wait GTA V... wait (insert next game here).
- My dad called Obama a monkey.
- DATS GROSS!
- Where do they put Clifford's shits?
- What's my DPS?
- Hey, its my hommie!
- How do I turn in this quest?